this gotta go viral
I think I’ll be the same getting older
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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
Wooohoooo come to me mula
what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages
I have a story!!!
One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on the Twitter page, completely anonymously. It spread really quickly and everyone knew by the second day it was going on. Some awful things were being said on it, I mean literally no one was spared. No one had any clue who was running it and they wouldn’t filter any messages. The school board got so sick of this account that they contacted authorities to see what they could do to shut it down, but since it wasn’t affiliated with the school, technically, they couldn’t shut it down.
So, this went on for four days, just awful messages being posted about one another with no clue who was posting them (as anyone could text the number to send in). Then came the finale which changed everything. At eight, they would accept any DMs and post them, any texts, and then post them all at once at midnight. Everyone was rushing to send in their confessions, and like 100 or so came in.
Midnight comes. Messages flood in. Then the owner posts something a little weird, along the lines of, ‘Nothing was anonymous after all’. And posts a fUCKING LINK WITH ALL THE NUMBERS AND THE MESSAGES EACH POSTED AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL DMS AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WERE LITERALLY FIVE DIFFERENT FIGHTS
that’s some regina george level shit right there
no do, shakara for me
-“I can’t believe you invented the color Red”
-Reigning Chicago Drive Champ: 4 hours and 22 minutes. And no. No one died
-Sharon and her minivan almost got me arrested today smh
-I’m excited for sweet tea and southern accents
-Listen. I know your memory may be foggy and you needed to be reminded that I am indeed sexy as hell but, if we haven’t spoken in weeks, months, for a few of y'all it was prolly this time last year: don’t hit my line. Don’t think you can disappear and then reappear when you feel like it. Talking bout I look good the other day. So? And I look good today. Now block me back.
I hope you all are enjoying your night 💋
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